9 words women use... haha so true

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been give five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.  Don't do it!!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it's a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing).

6. That's okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.  That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  Sleep lightly and hide the kitchen utensils.

7.  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint.  Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever:  Is a woman's way of saying :  FORGET IT!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?".  For the woman's response refer to 3.